LADY SPRINKLES

"Haha! Best thing I’ve heard all day: “One day you’ll realize, after world 5 level 27, that XBOX 360 is incapable of giving you head like me. I’m priceless, bitch."

L. SPRINKS

Mmm…

shamejoypleasureandguilt:

It doesn’t matter how sexy or cute or strong or willing or powerful you may be. If you can’t hold up your end of an intelligent conversation we won’t be spending any time together.

if i had it my way, this would be my work uniform

sublimecock:

Hard as Chinese arithmetic/490.

KITCHEN SEX! Haven’t had that in years.

"Papi said he wants my virgin ass. Baby, it’s the only virgin thing I have left. Not happening. But nice to know that you want it."

LADY PRUDE SPRINKLES