February 2012
64 posts
“I touched myself today, thinking of your cock splitting me in two. Making those...”
– LADY SPRINKLES
“Every single time I mention having a threesome, meu namorado throws a fit. He...”
– LADY S.
“I’m trying to figure out how to get rid of the bite marks meu namorado...”
– Lady Sprinkles
The Bare-ista or Stir and Cream?
Meu namorado and I had a great session yesterday morning before work. Let’s just say, there is no need for Starbucks when cock is around.
If I had the money, I’d invent a coffee-scented, vibrating dildo that you can plug into any electrical outlet. [Extension cord included.]
Instead of paying $4.53 for a grande iced soy chai, you can wake up with free, unlimited orgasms. It...
“I haven’t been getting any lately, which is a good thing. I go through...”
– LADY SPRINKLES
“Tonight I touched myself thinking of the first time I experienced rough sex. It...”
– LADY SPRINKLES
“Act like a woman, think like a man.”
– LADY S.